But all we care about is that the movie provides plenty of shirtless R-Patz action! He might be breaking away from his vampire role, but we wouldn't mind sinking our teeth into Mr Pattinson!
Our favourite scene from the trailer - topless Rob.
We'll let you come up with a caption for this one!
Rob smoulders for the camera...
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